Monday, November 21, 2022

Warm November Greeting

 Before the temperature gets really cold for more than a day, remember to open all exterior wall water spigots and turn off the supply line that's inside your house and/or buildings.  If you're in the basement and notice your pipe resembles a watermelon, you waited too long!


This time of year, our Ohio cookouts are called, BRRR-BRRR-Qs

You know those lighted signs you see on the highways?  They post traffic warnings, distance and time to specific destinations and Amber Alerts.  I was north on I-71 earlier today and could almost swear that the lighted, overhead traffic sign showed an alert for a missing professional football team.  Last sighting was yesterday in Detroit, during the 1st quarter.  The remainder of the message was fuzzy, so, kindly keep an eye out for survivors.

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Rampant Shootings of Innocent People

 For your consideration


Okay now, pretend you're an engineer and here's what I need to be designed:

A weapon that can determine stress and/or mental anguish

Upon trigger pressure, the barrel immediately bends 180 degrees and fires

Situation resolved with no intended victims harmed, not including "alleged" perpetrator

Have it on my desk by the end of the week

That is all