Extracted from various worldwide newspapers
House and Senate announce improprieties...Collectively resign
Donald Trump discovers Garden of Eden...Re-names it "Trump THIS!"
Stalemate reached as cheney and lucifer finally meet
Don King finally teaches his hair to relax
Obama kids transfer to PS 13 in Hell's Kitchen
New Pope lists Vatican properties and art on ebay
Walmart buys Washington D.C...Retrains lobbyists into shopping cart retrievers
IRS admits using faulty calculators...Mass resignations...Building boarded up
NYPD sent to middle east.....Peace accord reached in 17 hours
Yankee stadium 12 ounce beer reduced to $27.50
New clothing line introduces pants that explode when worn below the waist
NFL goes on strike...Demanding minimum wage
Picketers at TV network headquarters, shouting, "Less reality---More Education!"
Peace reigns when military is forced to buy their own clothes and weapons
Hidden camera shows Area 51 as design/test facility for new roller coasters
Government cancels all press conferences, stating that permanent denials will save time
Producer admits nothing of consequence ever discussed since View panel all talk at once
Maharaji Mahesh Yogi reveals true name as, Ed LaRue
Years of frustration cause Quebec to finally pack everything and move province to Schenectady
MENSA accuses Bill Gates of being, "This short of a know-it-all"
Crash test dummies apply for disability...Workers' Comp refuses to comment
New study will test elected officials for..............everything
Google Earth shows large Slurpee truck in Bloomberg's back yard
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