Heard on bobsporch, Already, a top aide to Vlad the Bad has lost a top-tier security official to the wide world of defection. Chego, ZHDAT?
Word on the ulitsa is, more defections to follow. Those considering are said to be reelee upsetsky that they were not allowed to play, "conductor" on Vlad's new choo-choo. Now broadcast on world media, THERE'S a non-secret, eh?
Quickly removed was bright yellow tagging on the engine, noting, "Vlad bad bitch to crew"
Other conjecture said the hopeful, new world leader asked many questions of John Madden, former NFL Coach/Commentator, who feared flying, thereby switching to a bus. Vlad spurned the bus idea, as there was not enough room to throw tantrums and way too bumpy for doing his, "Paint By Number" hobby.
Lip readers at Mar-Ago-Round in Fool-in-rida have noted D-Trembler is considering an 11% hotel discount to Vlad if he needs a place to chill. D believes some added vernacular will turn up the 11,780 votes from the Seychelles Islands.
To placate Vlad, defectors will be assessed a 23% enhancement for doorknob usage.
Seen last night at the hotel were large crews preparing an area that will accommodate trains...Hmmm!
In another part of the soon-to-be NEW ATLANTIS, DeSantis' lips were read to what looks to be saying, "Why does Disney keep turning down my payment offers? Maybe I gotta getta new agent!"
Washington Post columnist, Sandra G. Boodman, told a story of a young woman runner who suffered and finally received proper treatment for her aching lower legs. Unexplained reason was why the runner dubbed her legs as, "they" and "them."
Why the pronouns and why 2 separate pronouns? (I swear, The more I breathe, the confuseder the world becomes!)
Recently, LinkedIn added pronouns to the right side of names. Lawsuits, no kidding, have been filed where multiple usage pronouns edicts have been refused. Amongst others are debates to reprint all bibles to eradicate thy/thou/thee.
Where you'll see staunch refusal to change, thus a valid stance for the NRA, is telling Southern folks, "Hello, we're here to explain why you'll now be expected to stop saying, "Y'all, them's, younse and others we'll come across."
Then there's that strange Ohio governor who said anybody could carry a gun without a permit or even going to classes.
Dontcha know right after that, there was an immediate uptake in sad, violent mass shootings!
Now, he wants to allow fracking under one of the nicest recreational reservoirs in the state, claiming methane is green energy. Sure seems like the only green is what shows up in his house's mail box. He's also rumored to be involved in sneaking last-minute adds that also might beef up his personal income. He really likes that, "In my opinion" thing.
Little bit of that old, Snidely Whiplash whisker- spinning, eh!
Find some time to pray for good things this Easter season, along with all other religions who pause to worship and lament the loss of innocent lives via terrorism.
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