Why do underwear and socks come in resealable bags but potato chips don't?
My answer: Undies and socks don't have crumbs. The sadist engineers at the chip factories design ultra strong bag seals, so, when you forcibly yank the bag, it will split in several directions and the chips "will fall where they may!"
Have you seen the new commercial for the titanium phone? It's the ad with what looks like molten lava in a swirl combined with low level moaning. Sounds a lot like Timmy Leary experiencing his initial experiment with LSD, dontcha think?
Howse come you don't hear anyone say it that way any more?
If you believe you've seen any of the below listed humor blocks, please report them to Sean Hannity
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