Thoughts entering my mind even prior to Folgers caffeine minimum daily requirement:
Long beards and overflowing hair atop the shoulders of many politicians does not a genius make. Conversely, it is testament of one's membership in the 'lemmingslature.' Then, again, it might mean a resurgence of Smith Brothers Cough Drops. In a 'recent' survey, Washington, D.C. Uber drivers have hidden video recorders proving covered follicles cannot prevent loss of brain cells. Each time I witness vain attempts at policy improvements, aka, 'open mic' at a comedy club, the old song comes to mind, that being, 'Shave and a haircut, 2 bits.'
Actually, their intent might be, 'If we all have similar looks, we can avoid bring accosted in public. Then, again, won't that cause physical abuse upon innocent people? In MY state, the 'repre-hensitives' in 'leadersh-t' have waved their longest finger at us by ignoring election passed, gerrymandering bordered, expensive election; removal of all gun registration, safety instruction and firing range protocol; disputing the recent abortion issue; taking over of the education department and played taxpaying utility consumers to an unholy hell with but a slap on the wrist to the thugs who perpetrated electric supplier fraud, with many players never having to appear in court!
Most perplexing is, some collaborators instilling these 'resolutions' have yet to be awarded the seemingly required full beards and ruffled hair! (Gubernatorial first ladies exempted) Stay tuned for more head-shaking drama, coming soon to us all!!! Rumor mill suggests it will become a reality TV show, tentative name being, "Belief or BS." Leaked Paparazzi tapes show a bloody purse fight between wanna-be producers, Ron DiSantis, Judge Judy, Nikki Haley, Vanna White and Chris Christie. PeeWee Herman declined, fearing bad fan response.
What we need, and soon, is another Dr. Salk, to cure the politico-polio infestation that has adopted strict party alliance, crippled common sense, intelligent reasoning in most, whose thoughts are geared toward re-election and self enrichment/empowerment, combined with memory loss of campaign promises.
If any law is to be passed, it should copy NASCAR, mandating sponsorial embroidered patches on attire worn by politicians. Can you just see a 'Foreclosure' sign on a state capitol front lawn? Or maybe, a Zillow promo on the back of a governor's suit jacket? Or maybe, "Dark Money Laundromat" shoulder patches.
It's time to remove all the "Vote for Me" lawn signs. Folks mistake them for "Garage Sale" invites, thereby causing driveway oil stains from that somehow still moving 1985 Yugo.
Coming up in, 'What's next?' Kale flavored Holy Communion wafers?
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