Thursday, July 18, 2024
Monday, May 6, 2024
On the count of 3, let''s all get upset!
Wednesday, April 24, 2024
Summadiss-N-Summadatt
Today ONLY is a numerical Palindrome 4-24-24
'A Brief History' PBS Doc Series Argues For Optimism ...
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Sunday, April 21, 2024
Been there-----Once
Tuesday, April 2, 2024
The Four(?) Ps...Polish-Polka-Piwo-Pierogi-Paczki
Saturday, March 23, 2024
Secret Science? OR, MY "Open Mic" theory of relativity
Most of us know 'Murphy's Law,' stating, "If something can go wrong, it will!" Some of us can still recall the 'Kilroy was here' cartoon character who showed his fingers and only half of his face posed over a picket fence, concocted by the ever comedic soldiers of World War 2, perhaps even earlier.
I update those historic/hysterics into: Imagine 2 Kilroy terrestrials perched upon said fence, one being God and the other as Saint Peter. St. Pete offers, "Looks as if Bob is having a nice, happy day." Noting the comment, God responds with, "Oh YEAH? Watch THIS!"
Can you see how time can evolve most situations, other than 2 plus 2 equals 4? That is, until artificial intelligence determines a way to be more 'meaningful' way to add.
If you know anything regarding DNA, you're aware that science has determined content modification. Question is, evolution or intervention? DNA science is quite new, so, it's obvious more time is required to research its complexities.
Alright class, please turn your 'Blue Book' to chapter 51, titled, '1947 Conspiratorial Considerations,' wherein, we'll discuss the possibility of DNA manipulation in the 1950s. If research proves modification, it probably explains the non-committing, low moral, sub-par performing generation of elected officials. Further, should we somehow determine a parallel performance that led to the fall of the Roman empire, we'd certainly be awarded a Nobel Prize!
Class is dismissed for the day. Remember to verify quality and operational ease of your mental seat belts!
Friday, March 15, 2024
Current Events March 14, 2024
Speaker John Mikeson sent a proposed bill to congress, requesting all citizens lining up to watch the eclipse on April 8, 2024, are asked to not use hair dryers, vacuum cleaners or leaf blowers during the sun's blockage. A recent study of 7 impatient seniors at a bus shelter in Tucumcari, showed 57.1% believe wind moving appliances might interfere with natural air movement and cause dangerous wobbling of the sun, moon and earth, resulting in a kaleidoscopic appearance of the atmosphere. Doctors at sohighsniff.unorg warn that there's currently no cure and advise all to not look any higher than their knees during the event. This information was overheard at a truck-stop diner in Threecumcari, by someone not authorized to tell stories that might make little Johnny sad. A phone call to Cancel Culture went directly to voice mail.
A recent notable quote from a newsmaker in The Suns Newspaper communities:Parma Heights Service Director, Robert P. Sepik on the city raising fortune-telling fees from $25 to $50 a year: "They should have seen this coming.”If you run into Albert Einstein today at the coffee shop, don't forget to wish him a "Happy 145th!"
Sunday, March 10, 2024
Holy MACKrel dere, Andy!
Tuesday, February 20, 2024
Play Ball!!!
Originally written in 2012
Everyone should experience the thrill of opening day at the baseball park. As is Easter, baseball is a harbinger of spring and all the new that comes with it.I grew up a Cleveland Indians fan-atic. I never got to see Babe Ruth play, but I DID get to see so many of the good and plenty of the bad. Bill Veeck, as in Wreck, was the owner of my team. There wasn't a ton of money in his pockets back then, but Bill did so much to bring folks to the park. I remember promotions such as free nylons for the ladies, free admission if you were bald, etc.
It was a fun time to be a fan, even if the team weren't among the best. Cleveland Municipal Stadium had the visiting team entrance/exit that opened right at the parking lot. If you waited, you got to see the teams exit for the buses after they showered and changed into civilian clothes. Many a time, I was there, hanging on the rail and watching as the likes of DiMaggio, Mantle and oh so many greats and wannabes came out, rubbed our heads and said cool things, like, "Hiya kid!" A thrill and a half! We never thought of an autograph.
Back then, I had an afternoon paper route. No one had central air conditioning, Open windows provided cross-ventilation. Most everyone's radio was tuned into the game, and, as I delivered the Cleveland Press to all the front porches, I hardly missed any action. "Back in the day," if you showed ownership of a ticket, your school allowed you to leave early for opening day. Now, THAT was exciting!
Baseball probably catalogs more records than any other sport and as the game progresses, the announcers will impart those that were set or broken on opening day. I wish I could remember all of them, but, as time rolled along, other things took precedence and the memories are just that. Not so many years ago, I took a date to what I recall was her first game. The day was absolutely the worst and would have been bad for even a football game! The wind was brutal, some flakes of snow fell and the wind chill was 13 degrees. Momma Mia! With my frostbite, courtesy of travels via Uncle Sam, I mentioned that there was no way I could sit through nine innings of cold hell. My date's exact words were, "Could we at least stay until they get a point?" (THERE ARE NO POINTS IN BASEBALL!) Having brain freeze, I acquiesced, went into extreme prayer mode, a "point" was quickly scored and we got the hell out of there! Management so loved us that they gave all ticket holders of that weather fiasco a freebie for a game in July!
Yes, Virginia, the game HAS changed...$7 beers, high salaries, betting, drugs and Lord knows what else. BUT, none of that exists...on opening day!
Sunday, February 11, 2024
Day of the Curmedgeon
Wondering why I've not gotten any new pages from Andy Borowitz, satirist extraordinaire, my research found that The New Yorker magazine gave him 'The Boot.' Is that some new kind of award or does it merely follow the first 4 letters of the publication's description?
Monday, January 1, 2024
Total Surprise Christmas Gifts from a Seekritt Santa!!!
While getting ready to undecorate the Christmas tree, I noticed several unopened boxes at the far end of the tree blanket, all with my name on each. Hmmm