Secret Science? OR, MY "Open Mic" theory of relativity

 Most of us know 'Murphy's Law,' stating, "If something can go wrong, it will!"  Some of us can still recall the 'Kilroy was here' cartoon character who showed his fingers and only half of his face posed over a picket fence, concocted by the ever comedic soldiers of World War 2, perhaps even earlier.

I update those historic/hysterics into: Imagine 2 Kilroy terrestrials perched upon said fence, one being God and the other as Saint Peter. St. Pete offers, "Looks as if Bob is having a nice, happy day."  Noting the comment, God responds with, "Oh YEAH? Watch THIS!"

Can you see how time can evolve most situations, other than 2 plus 2 equals 4?  That is, until artificial intelligence determines a way to be more 'meaningful' way to add.

If you know anything regarding DNA, you're aware that science has determined content modification. Question is, evolution or intervention? DNA science is quite new, so, it's obvious more time is required to research its complexities.

Alright class, please turn your 'Blue Book' to chapter 51, titled, '1947 Conspiratorial Considerations,' wherein, we'll discuss the possibility of DNA manipulation in the 1950s. If research proves modification, it probably explains the non-committing, low moral, sub-par performing generation of elected officials. Further, should we somehow determine a parallel performance that led to the fall of the Roman empire, we'd certainly be awarded a Nobel Prize!

Class is dismissed for the day. Remember to verify quality and operational ease of your mental seat belts!

Current Events March 14, 2024

 Speaker John Mikeson sent a proposed bill to congress, requesting all citizens lining up to watch the eclipse on April 8, 2024, are asked to not use hair dryers, vacuum cleaners or leaf blowers during the sun's blockage.  A recent study of 7 impatient seniors at a bus shelter in Tucumcari, showed 57.1% believe wind moving appliances might interfere with natural air movement and cause dangerous wobbling of the sun, moon and earth, resulting in a kaleidoscopic appearance of the atmosphere.  Doctors at sohighsniff.unorg warn that there's currently no cure and advise all to not look any higher than their knees during the event.  This information was overheard at a truck-stop diner in Threecumcari, by someone not authorized to tell stories that might make little Johnny sad.  A phone call to Cancel Culture went directly to voice mail.

A recent notable quote from a newsmaker in  The Suns Newspaper communities:  

Parma Heights Service Director,  Robert P. Sepik on the city raising fortune-telling fees from $25 to $50 a year: "They should have seen this coming.”

If you run into Albert Einstein today at the coffee shop, don't forget to wish him a "Happy 145th!"

Holy MACKrel dere, Andy!

 

Sun, Mar 10 at 8:11 AM

If you don't recognize the above statement, you haven't celebrated many candle blowouts. Hint: It's from an old radio program.  If you don't recognize the word, radio, even GOD can't help you!

Regardless, looking out the window, it's obvious that 1 hour "Spring Ahead" wasn't enough to leapfrog us into some balmy weather.  Hint: Snow is falling!  Typically, when the flakes fall, the bottle of snow block is hiding somewhere w-a-y back in the medicine chest.  

You have heard of medicine chests, haven't you?  No?  C'MON, arreddy!!!

Even though I was a good boy and accomplished my share of DST prep, it didn't work!  I did arise quite early and shot off to the local mega grocer to take part in their ''7 for $7 specials."  Good deals to be had, if you get their before the soccer moms.

So far, the snow isn't super thick, as I can still see the neighbor's house across the road.  Getting to the store early was its own blessing because I didn't have to search for the Sunday edition of my newspaper.  Some of you might remember those.  Hint: It's that wide foldout thingie your Grampa hid behind as the rest of us sat at the breakfast table, exchanging taunts!

Enough of this.  Go on about your day.  Ask for guidance from above, toss a smile and hug someone.

If you're of the persuasion, may your Ramadan begin with hopes of peace for all.

Blessings~~~