People who fly out of bed and hit the floor on the run have either an underdeveloped bladder, are in search of something to do or in dire need of counsel.
Me? The preference is that 4-letter word…s-l-o-w. Allow the body to awaken piece by piece. Stretch. Fantasize that I’m Bill Gates and whisper, “Boy, I am REELEE RICH!” Unlike Billy Crystal, who wrote that he has a good pee, then gets out of bed…I do the opposite. Still foggy in the brain and unaware yet of evil people, I slowly stoke the personal furnace with Comics, Coffee and Crossword.
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