Friday, December 29, 2023

Elementary, My Dear Planet

Response to a Brunswick Post, Letter To The Editor 

 Mr. Rand Lennox's 12-29-23 letter, 'The Common Good,' wherein he emphasized all 10 Commandments fitting on a business card to the multitude of books explaining them, re-booted a memory from long ago. 

 Reflecting on math class at the long since closed, St. Hyacinth School, 'fractions' taught us the importance of determining the lowest common denominator on the way to a solution. 

 Fast forward more than a few decades. While pondering the ruination of such a beautiful planet, caused mainly by greed and the dismissal of decency and laws, I hurriedly typed, in jest, 'If I ruled the world, I'd proclaim The 10 Commandments to result in a common denominator of: Do unto others, as you would have them do unto you.' Allow your minds to dwell on each of the 10 and you'll hopefully see the commonality! 

 Fast forward a few more decades where we are today. My mind hasn't changed any, except for that 'rule the world' thought. So, do we make ours a better world or do we continue the path of greed, leading to our prolonged or instant annihilation? 

 Seems elementary to me.

Thursday, December 7, 2023

In time, history will forget

 As a prelude, 5 years ago, I divorced/did the cold turkey thing, from broadcast news. In short time, the tension of it all eased its way out of this old bod. I do read the local newspaper because it carries my need for crossword puzzles and a pretty good cornucopia of chuckle inducing comics!


I don't do social networking because the world does not need to know that Eddie, my pet tsetse fly, dances to Chubby Checker songs. Texting alone has antiquated eye contact and all emotion. I have morbidly obese fingertips that simultaneously activated six letters each time I made an attempt. My smart --s phone has audio texting but I don't like that for the same emotionless reasons.

Now, let's go forward to the past.  Long, long ago, on an island far, far away, inhabitants were awakened as others were startled when the sky darkened as Japanese aircraft pummeled the ships and bombarded the buildings and people at Pearl Harbor. Total Americans killed and wounded was 3581. From that day until WW2 ended, 407,316 military personnel gave their lives and another 671,278 were wounded. Unknown are those who suffered what was then called, "Shell Shock," new name being, "Post Traumatic Stress Disorder." Probably not charted are families having to live with loss, injured and Missing In Action.   From all that and the indescribably 'balls to the walls" attitude of our nation, Tom Brokaw wrote the book, "The Greatest Generation," which should be mandatory reading and discussing for all!

Post Eisenhower's Presidency, there was a time of growth and folks helping each other. Factories emerged, jobs were plenty, houses were affordable and all was good, for most. When the children of "The Greatest Generation" began families of their own marked a time of booming technology, higher education and increasing pay checks. From that, we evolved into entitlements, welfare, partying, drug addiction, bribery, swindles, bankruptcies, video games that show killing without remorse, politicians who promise much, while delivering little and other shortcomings.

Marketing expresses methods for the future of most everything, utilizing history, present behavior and tendencies. Beginning in the 1920s, there was an Austrian, whose name was, Adolf Schickelgruber, who wrote a book about what he perceived as world problems and how to solve them.  If you weren't aware, he changed his sur name to Hitler.  Bingo!  You know what he became, what he did and worst of all, the sheer number of murders committed during his reign.  He did that because he studied current moods and nurtured followers into thinking they too could solve problems while reaping rewards. He also assembled allies in Japan and Italy. Greed eventually led all 3 to their demise.  All the death, destruction and mental anguish for the desire of just one person!

Being that history can repeat, I implore one and all to look around, see what others are doing and thinking.  With an open mind, let it sink in and ask yourself if you truly see a similar evolution.  If you can't or won't, please take time to read, "Mein Kampf" and "The Greatest Generation."  Whether you do or not, ask that person in the mirror if he/she/they really wish to become part of the above numbers.

Neither of the 2 newspapers I read printed a single word regarding what propelled our country into what became World War 2. I spent 4 years with "Uncle Sam" and am damn proud of it! Today, I pray for and salute all those who did the same.  Very sad that I didn't see mention of Pearl Harbor. Hell, what's a mere 82 years!

Remember Bunker Hill-Remember Gettysburg-Remember The Alamo-Remember Pearl Harbor-Remember Pyong Yang-Remember Hanoi Hilton!  Will your children one day say, "Remember America?"

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

How large is the tool that 'wrenches' my soul?

 Thoughts entering my mind even prior to Folgers caffeine minimum daily requirement:

Long beards and overflowing hair atop the shoulders of many politicians does not a genius make. Conversely, it is testament of one's membership in the 'lemmingslature.' Then, again, it might mean a resurgence of Smith Brothers Cough Drops. In a 'recent' survey, Washington, D.C. Uber drivers have hidden video recorders proving covered follicles cannot prevent loss of brain cells. Each time I witness vain attempts at policy improvements, aka, 'open mic' at a comedy club, the old song comes to mind, that being, 'Shave and a haircut, 2 bits.'

Actually, their intent might be, 'If we all have similar looks, we can avoid bring accosted in public. Then, again, won't that cause physical abuse upon innocent people?  In MY state, the 'repre-hensitives' in 'leadersh-t' have waved their longest finger at us by ignoring election passed, gerrymandering bordered, expensive election; removal of all gun registration, safety instruction and firing range protocol; disputing the recent abortion issue; taking over of the education department and played taxpaying utility consumers to an unholy hell with but a slap on the wrist to the thugs who perpetrated electric supplier fraud, with many players never having to appear in court!   

Most perplexing is, some collaborators instilling these 'resolutions' have yet to be awarded the seemingly required full beards and ruffled hair! (Gubernatorial first ladies exempted) Stay tuned for more head-shaking drama, coming soon to us all!!! Rumor mill suggests it will become a reality TV show, tentative name being, "Belief or BS." Leaked Paparazzi tapes show a bloody purse fight between wanna-be producers, Ron DiSantis, Judge Judy, Nikki Haley, Vanna White and Chris Christie. PeeWee Herman declined, fearing bad fan response.

What we need, and soon, is another Dr. Salk, to cure the politico-polio infestation that has adopted strict party alliance, crippled common sense, intelligent reasoning in most, whose thoughts are geared toward re-election and self enrichment/empowerment, combined with memory loss of campaign promises.

If any law is to be passed, it should copy NASCAR, mandating sponsorial embroidered patches on attire worn by politicians. Can you just see a 'Foreclosure' sign on a state capitol front lawn? Or maybe, a Zillow promo on the back of a governor's suit jacket? Or maybe, "Dark Money Laundromat" shoulder patches.

It's time to remove all the "Vote for Me" lawn signs. Folks mistake them for "Garage Sale" invites, thereby causing driveway oil stains from that somehow still moving 1985 Yugo.

Coming up in, 'What's next?'  Kale flavored Holy Communion wafers?

Saturday, November 18, 2023

Do you see what I see?

 "Street Talk" is my local Post newspaper's section with a daily question, mostly regarding current events. Originally, answers had a 90 character maximum, requiring much thought and rework to intelligently present a stance. Respondents are encouraged and are now given 250 characters to express a vote of provided selections or their own. Amongst are thought-provoking, humorous, condescending, awakening, etc. Near as I can tell, all are published, 7 days per week! Though I don't keep track, I estimate an average of 40 plus Post readers take time to contribute and, most days, even more!  Currently, I see many new faces and names. Fantastic! I don't agree with all contributors, but they provide insights I might not have previously considered. Coffee cup in hand, my reactions vary from, insightful, hilarious, the current vernacular's, 'WTF,' to a good, old fashioned, "Meh!"  


You can read a book or column, written by one person, who offers his/her opinion and those who combine opinion with research and proven facts.  My newspaper shows me what the 'by, of and for' really feel, which is why I implore everyone to read, study, learn and THEN make a decision.  Listening to only one is counterproductive. My home delivered newspaper sits on the table, a ready reference, should I need clarification or further thought. So-called 'smart' phones quickly push current events into the past, caused by our addiction to see what excitement the latest 'beep' contains.  My newspapers cover many categories under 'Headline' or section, whereas an iphone/ipad/idunno, etc., requires a separate app for each subject, be it, news, stock market, sports, weather, et al.

Ohio's largest(?) newspaper has transitioned from daily home-delivery, to only 4 days...so far, due to financial hurdles. It provides no daily question. The only reader commentary is derived from, "Letters to the Editor," subject to being reworked and/or shortened, that might appear in less than the aforementioned 4 day delivery.  Very seldom have I seen more than 3 LTEs.  That is NOT considered enviable audience participation!  Might paragraph #1 above be cause for emulation?  

A newspaper provides information from the minds of many, allowing us to make intelligent choices. It's what you can expect in a democracy/republic. When that's gone, your freedoms are close behind.  The lyrics of, 'You don't know what you've got til it's gone' carries a lot of weight!

Subscribe to a local or national newspaper.  The weekly cost is near what you spend for just one cup of a fancy logo coffee shop's mocha latte mint single swirl half mountain lite, that gramma called a percolated 'Cuppa Joe.'

Finally, you'll provide jobs for many who do their best to keep you 'in the know.'  So, do you see what I see?

Saturday, October 21, 2023

Saturday Sillies

 Why do underwear and socks come in resealable bags but potato chips don't?

My answer: Undies and socks don't have crumbs. The sadist engineers  at the chip factories design ultra strong bag seals, so, when you forcibly yank the bag, it will split in several directions and the chips "will fall where they may!"  

Have you seen the new commercial for the titanium phone?  It's the ad with what looks like molten lava in a swirl combined with low level moaning.  Sounds a lot like Timmy Leary experiencing his initial experiment with LSD, dontcha think?

Howse come you don't hear anyone say it that way any more?

If you believe you've seen any of the below listed humor blocks, please report them to Sean Hannity

We now return you to your regularly scheduled program...................

Friday, October 20, 2023

In need of a medical exorcist

 10-19-23: A gorgeous day for a drive to the Parma, Ohio V A Clinic, wherein I have a covid inoculation appointment for early afternoon.

All went well,,,a mere needle pinch.  As requested, I stayed 15 minutes as a "just in case" measure.
Hi ho, hi ho, 'twas back to home I drove!

(Meanwhile, back at the ranch): Post Lunper, I began the stretching regimen as prescribed to loosen one of those polysyllabic muscles that arrived post spinal surgery.  On the 1st pull, I realized a minor ache was beginning to travel.  My upper left arm got some real resistance from the rubber elastic strip.  Pressing on, I finally completed all the reps.

23:15: Time for sleep.  NOPE!  During that toss and turn routine, which compared to a marathon in the industrial clothes dryer at Maudy Frickert's 'Dirt-N-Flirt', the "Olde Bod" began to ache a bit more and felt akin to a small dose of C-4.  Hey, Mr. Sandman, I'm supposed to be in a time slot of total rest!  Instead, my cranium is filled with waves of Tylenol tablets dancing in there!  Sugar plums must have hitched a ride with all the  hummingbirds down to Mexico, et al.

10-20-23: At 01:35, I'd had enough!  The body cried for a healthy stretch.  YOU know, it's probably the initial mega ache at the onset of the flu.  Lordeee, I stretched so hard, I could almost pull a shirt off the closet pole, with my foot!

Mustering strength, I retrieved a digital thermometer from the med stash and started the trek to Recovery Road.  My right temple displayed 100.6.  For kicks and giggles, the lower left abdomen showed 99.8

The next few days might be similar to scaling Everest on a Western Flyer Unicycle, but there's no backing off. 
My Ammo-Med belt is loaded with Tylenol, Colloidal Silver and Oscillococcinum, the mainstays used in 2020 because there were too many co-vid questions and not enough positives to comfort me. My 2023 decision is based on tons of reading and questions to pharmacists, knowing peers and medical grads.

My advice, especially for those who now look through the steering wheel:  Make soup and potato pancakes, rub Vick's on your chest and upper back, then wear a sweat shirt, keep a heating pad nearby, have a nap, park your butt and don't venture out unless it's posolutely necessary and don't kiss anyone unless that frog on the lily pad has a notarized and signed statement!

Friday, September 15, 2023

Anybody got an "Ide?"

 Did you notice how Friday, the thirteenth sneaked past on Winzdee?


Covid killer: Caused the unceremonious departure of supermarket bulletin boards, loaded with 3" X 5" recipe size cards, selling, wanting and trading of everything from bookends to pop-bead jewelry.  Speaking of supermarkets, I will wait in line for a human checkout, who provide a quick smile and good wishes.  Does your local Place-N-Pay ever ask, "How's the kids?"

Whispers at the corner elbow bender:  That gubnuh down under, the Georgia state line, that is, wants to make dyslexia a mandatory class in all schools.  Lousy thought, but it's what might help the 'we, of and by' get a grasp on all the schlabobber words in proposed bills and laws.  Let's now call it, "attorneyfication."  Also under consideration would be the elimination of commas.  Yup!  Seems Johnny and Janie would feel bad if they forgot to use the curvy marks in their annual, What I did didn't missed ate and slept through my summer vacation report.

Topping off with her vintage Underwood, Ms. Van Buren typed:
"TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE ROSH HASHANA: At sundown tonight, 9-15-23, the Jewish New Year begins. During this time of solemn introspection, I wish my Jewish readers, “L’shana tova tikatevu” — may you be inscribed in the Book of Life and have a good year." Love, Abby
To which, I add: Be not confused, as the morrow brings the new year in Jewish calendars as, 5784.  One does not wish an incorrect entry on a check.  Hmmm---Do people still use them?
Regardless, Happy New Year, fraynds and may all your spaetzles dance heartily with friendly dreidels!

Be kind enough to pray and help those who lost so much from the catastrophic events this week

Tuesday, September 5, 2023

That-N-This

 


On this day, in 1698, Russia’s Peter the Great imposed a tax on beards.  Ya think there might have been an outcry for equal justice?  )Brain Freeze, mayhap?(


Consider thyself lucky if you didn't attend, "Burning Man" in Nevada this past week. For desert natives, a 1" rain storm caused a lot of wet stuff aka 'mini-nami,' to pop out of the ground...a horizontal geyser, no less. Mostly minor injuries, but a report of a single fatality...no further info. I could find only 4 fatalities since 1987. 'Nuff said.
All in all, major kudos to the organizers for another success and what it means to stress ample supplies, well in advance of the gathering!  Why can't that be done in the confines along the Potomac? Et tu, you guys and gals?

It hurts to convey my feelings how the Minnesota Twins rocked my Cleveland baseball team last night, by a score of 20-3.  ShoooWEE...that's a total season score for some soccer teams!  No malice intended.  It's been mega years since that kind of score.  I seem to recall that being when the Ark landed, as The Noah Hilltoppers defeated The Ararat Couples 312-9, in a pick-up game.

Hug someone today-------Many need one and would welcome such a gift!!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2023

Time DOES change SOME things and lessens others

Nearly all WW2 veterans are gone

Most Korean "Conflict" veterans have passed and those remaining will be centurians in 10 years

Viet Vets are "leaving" daily while a good many are in their 80s

A % of Mid-east troopers were actually born in this century

Hardly any of those above get news coverage lately

I was at the V A hospital recently and the resident who ran tests had no clue when I mentioned agent orange

On the Catholic end, I saw absolutely NOTHING on the Assumption holy day........sad on all ends

Mr. Cronkite didn't say it, but, today, he might close by saying, "And THAT'S what we've become!"

Wednesday, July 26, 2023

More "Good Stuff" from PBS

 Last night, I watched the 2nd installment of, "Southern Storytellers." 

 My take?  Love it!


Not yet shown are scenes and/or stories of Southeast Kentucky, where coal mines were the mainstay of the population.  I don't know how many installments were made, but thus far, it's another set of nostalgia, coupled with some hard swallows.  I did associate some of the two with Hazard, Kentucky, where I've been helping since 1996 and have come to know a fine group of the folks, who shared their stories....Wow!

I'll tell you no more, other than to implore your watching the series of, "Southern Storytelling."

Had I known many of these true tales, I would have begun a journal when I was 4!!!

Peace, love, scrambled eggs, good biscuits and gravy!  Oh yeah...and BACON!!!


Monday, July 24, 2023

7-23-23 was a slow day between the headsets

A query re QWERTY:  If all things computer are determined using only 0 and 1, why in the name of Nikolai Tesla does a keyboard have so many danged buttons?!?


 Have you or anyone you know ever phoned someone and said, "We need to text!"?

Until I gripe again, folks.....Saul Igott

Shows to go ya...Some things never change.....

 From an anonymous person, circa 2012

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older
woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.

The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."

The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today.
Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."

She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to
the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and
sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and
over. So they really were recycled.

But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we
reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags,
was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks.
This was to ensure that public property, (the books
provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our
scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown
paper bags.

But too bad we didn't do the green thing back then.

We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every
store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't
climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two
blocks.

But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the
throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling
machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry
our clothes back in our early days.
Kids got hand-me-down clothes from  their brothers or sisters,
not always brand-new clothing.

But that young lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every
room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief
(remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In
the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have
electric machines to do everything for us.
When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail,
we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it,
not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then,
we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn.
We used a push mower that ran on human power.
We exercised by working so we didn't need to
go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.

But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup
or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled
writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the
razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just
because the blade got dull.

But we didn't have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their
bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour
taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire
bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a
computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites
23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

But isn't it sad that the current generation laments how wasteful we old
folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?

Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a
lesson in conservation from a smartass young person...

We don't like being old in the first place,
so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

Wednesday, July 12, 2023

My Letter to the Editor: States of Confusion

I truly love reading both Street Talk and these LTEs, terrific spots in which I'm exposed to so many viewpoints, all being what makes our US of A such a good place to be!  There are and will always be issues and I pray good people will recognize and resolve them.

The LTE section is an open forum , as noted at the page top, wherein it's defined, 'Opinion.' Some are debatable, 4ntertaining, enlightening, hilarious, questionable, painful, but all reflect the right to free speech. Today's episode, (7-12-23). brings me to my confusion of sorts and not a personal attack on his intellect. Mr. J H wrote a fine opinion, which, in part stated,

'What I don’t have is the right to demand that The Post, or any publication or broadcaster spread my opinions on their platforms.'

My conundrum: We who submit opinions accept publication and its inherent dissemination to all who subscribe. Right?  If we don't wish to have said letters published, we should make the request known and it would then be read by only the editor. The only option is to not send the letter. Doing that, though, no one would know your feelings/opinions. Right? Again, not an attack, merely an observation. 

My goat sent me a text, informing that this really gets his human! The meaning of WOKE is 'aware of and actively attentive to important societal facts and issues' Those 11 words emphatically tell us that people have studied and are understanding of its content. Yet, those who don't agree with its definite intent have chosen to defy logic by turning it 180 degrees! That qualifies their thinking as a 'What the Hell moment!' I'm told Satan himself rolled his eyes on that one! By the way, in the book, '1984,' re-writing fact and history is the task of the book's main character.

Finally, (you're welcome), when writing, I use italics, bold and occasional words with all upper case to accentuate moods. I called Al Gore, 'inventor of the internet,' to explain why The Post takes away my methodology, His response was an emphatic, 'Huh!' So, Mr. B.T.,. any help on your end?

Tuesday, July 11, 2023

7 come 11---It ain't just for dice games, anymore!

On THIS day , let's all take a moment for salutations and use them wisely; Remember to wish a "Happy Shopping!" to your local 7-11 Store manager.  He might be Abu Shamalama and she might be Babu Shka. the loving couple who smile as they give you lottery tickets, aka, "The Nohope Weekly."  Something akin to the Tooth Fairy, but in THIS case, you place them under your pillow at night, so, when you flip that hunk of chicken feathers at sun-up, they magically become bookmarks...YAY!  

Tuesday, July 4, 2023

Curmudgeon Cannot Conceptualize the Constant Kerfuffle

 What ignites MY fireworks?  Have a seat!


Ohio's governor sez he's not a fan of cannabis.  Okay...fair enough.  SO, what the (Insert your own expletive) was he smoking when he shouted, "Guns fer ALL, Y'all!!!"  Maybe we can forgive that if he missed reading newspaper articles about the rise in street murders or the 5 year-old who shot his baby brother or Mom.  Or...MAYbe, there's not even a cable or satellite that brings TV to his neighborhood? 
 Where were the Marshall and all his deputies when the yay-hoos told us pretty much to go to hell after being informed their new version of gerrymander was illegal?  UMMM, Mike, that IS against the state constitution.  They should have been arrested, tossed in the clink and their plan returned to its proper status!  
Kids are vaping, consuming alcohol, buying drugs and killing on my and your streets.  
Expensive cell phones are killing innocent people.  How difficult is it to prevent a car from starting and running when the phone is on?  My Smart A-- phone asks if I'm driving.  I merely tap the "No" button to override the software.  Can you hear me, Mr. Gates?

Back to the cannabis.  Believe it or not, every plant has a purpose. Need proof?  For one, consider George Washington Carver and his cohorts, who found many uses for the everyday peanut!  Need a tasty, soft wine on your dinner table?  Consider one brewed from dandelions.  Get the picture?  All it takes is the people, time and effort for success.  
The meds you see in countless commercials are "born" by combining a complex variety of chemicals!  Open any prescription box or even many Over-the-Counters and you'll see a 1" square bundle of paper that unfolds until it becomes the size of the Disneyworld parking lot!  Once fully open, the words are so tiny, they can barely get focused by the Hubble or Webb telescope!  And yet, the words cover any and perhaps all instances of side-effects, none of which are their fault.  After all, they told you so!  
Folks, you get side-effects because your body is fighting off what it deems to be harm producing invaders!  Even organ transplants are carefully monitored for that reason.
The pretty poppy has redeeming medicinal value. But, as mentioned above, unsavory people took the time to determine said methods necessary to become enormously rich.  However, they don't supply cautionary papers and once you purchase product, you're on your own.  No doctor will call.  There are no clinics.  You become an addict. Without help, odds are, you'll die soon.  Your supplier will find another addict/customer.

Peace and love...until the next time you get me started

Sunday, June 18, 2023

Lovely morning for Fathers' Day

 Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2001 at 08:16:33 AM EDT---Originally written this date


Cheerfulness is the atmosphere under which all things thrive---J. P. Richter

To all the fathers, dads, pops, etc., may this day be a super one!  Add to that, all the moms who do it on their own, either by choice or circumstance.  Add to THAT, families, friends, fosters, adoptives and relatives who do it because the REAL ones can't or because they have chosen a different lifestyle and can't be "bothered."  There are times when we wish our children would stay on the young side.  I, for one, love watching them grow.  Young is good, but who the heck misses the late hour wake-ups or the pre-potty days?  You love, you watch, you love, you teach, you love, you share, you love, you spend, you spend, you spend.  You hope they retain MOST of what you teach, and, when they leave the nest, you miss them but you feel great because you know they have a strong foundation.  Ego gets a big boost when you see them do well, especially when they do it without asking your opinion.  My gosh, they DID listen to some things!  After awhile, the phases pass and they begin accepting responsibility.  Think about it, you don't see many CEO-s with pierced noses or tongues...THERE IS HOPE!!!  Most kids turn out okay...it's just that some of us have to pray a little harder.  And, remember this: You get to inflict karma when you become a grandparent!  YAY!!!

It's ice cream season.  Nothing like a hot, humid evening, standing in line waiting to pay a buck seventy-five for a scoop of chocolate, rocky road, pineapple, oatmeal or whatever flavor and then putting up with mosquitos, unattended dogs, screaming kids with black sweat rings on their necks and the odor of six little league teams celebrating their 74-3 victory.  You can't do that in Rejkjavik!

Simple pleasures: Sitting on the porch sharing stories of growing up, listening to the ball game in the dark, wishing there were still drive-in movies, watching the kids play hide and seek.  For those of you on the rear deck or wallowing in your central air conditioning, you REALLY don't know what you're missing!  After a tough day's work and a nice shower, there's nothing like being out and feeling the cool of the evening.

I'll dispense with the quips and odds today...just go out, enjoy the day and say "thanks" to God that you're able to be here...all because your dad played the original "Parent Game."  God bless!

Friday, June 16, 2023

Dental visit---NOT!

Marcia asked: How was your dental appointment?

When I arrived at the dentist, I asked how long the visit would take.  When she said upwards of 45 minutes.  I asked if I could reschedule, as I was having chest pains....not the heart, but immediately below the pacemaker.  I normally get short, soft electrical spurts, but those are signals of adjustments.  Whooosh...off to the E.R.  They take vitals upon entry and those were damn near better than perfect!  In the exam room, I was forced to remove my shirt so they could swoon.  Having recovered their composure, they inserted the needle for Dracula snacks, then hooked up the pacemaker cables along with EKG markers...you know...the kind with adhesive that comes off only when you ignite the napalm!

Nurses, doctors and Indian chiefs came in, asked questions, grunted and left.
Equipment made their intended beeps, toots and the occasional WTFs...merely to see if the techies are paying attention.  All checked sooopah!  Discharge papers were printed, verbal "Good on ya mates" were uttered and off I went...after ONLY 4 hours!  Yes, the pain went bye-bye and I rescheduled the dentist for a visit at month's end.

Didn't expect THAT, didja?

Cyberhugsalone from "Still crazy, after all these years"

Sunday, June 11, 2023

Flying predators (excluding pterodactyls) in your yard

 It reminded me of something learned a few years ago from an entomologist.  I admired the landscape at her estate sale and we got into a lengthy conversation on plants and pests.  I was having a problem with yellow jackets but didn't like using chemical pesticides.  She explained that they didn't have lungs, so, the "trick" was to block their pores.  The recipe was: Into an everyday spray bottle, add 2 teaspoons of Dawn and 1-2 teaspoons of the original Listerine.  Fill the bottle with water, shake to mix the combination and spray directly onto the enemy.  Depending on their size, you might have to double the ingredients.

Once at home, I followed her instructions, confronted the perpetrators and BINGO...within 15 seconds, they were hardly moving...death by suffocation!  I recall her saying Dawn was sticky enough to adhere to them and the combination of that and Listerine were all required to eliminate the pests.

I tried it on wasps, carpenter ants in the garage and other invaders.  And...if the queen isn't fed, she will succumb to starvation.  I must say, her wisdom allowed me to be safe while not absorbing any dangerous chemicals.  Obviously, pets won't be affected.  Happy gardening!

Thursday, June 1, 2023

The oneth of June

 From my local, online newspaper: A "should read" and perhaps, a "must read" is the recent Harvard commencement oration. You can google the article as, The Washington Post's Nancy Gibbs on Tom Hanks' delivery at Harvard.  I was quite impressed.  Is the name Nancy rare?  Off hand, the only other Nancy I know is also neat, as she once ended all her online emails with, "No matter how many times you slice it, there are always 2 sides."  We should all have that kind of common sense!


Workers at a bakery in Avon, Connecticut, were loading cakes into a van for delivery one day last week when a hungry black bear showed up. The bear helped itself to 60 cupcakes before it was scared off with a car horn. There are 1,000 to 1,200 black bears living in Connecticut, the state environmental agency says, with sightings last year in 158 of the state’s 169 towns and cities.

In case you forgot:
JUNE 1 1925 — Lou Gehrig bats for Pee Wee Wanninger in the eighth inning and replaces Wally Pipp at first base to start his streak of 2,130 consecutive games. 1975 — Nolan Ryan of the California Angels pitches his fourth of 7 no hitters, beating the Baltimore Orioles 1-0.  Ryan has 3 more than any other pitcher.

Being the start of outdoor activities, I consider lawn tractor mowing as individual therapy, akin to fishing, gardening, knitting and perhaps even sharpening a large quantity of Number 2 pencils, or whatever you do,  where your mind is rinsed of all that menial thunder.  It's the "magic" of conscious meditation, a time where there IS no time...in short spurts.  Other moments bring up old memories or thoughts that cause the old response of, "Huh!"  I had that today, when all of a sudden, I was doing karaoke to an oldie, goodie song, "Dungaree Doll."  Will you try resurrecting it?

In closure---smile at a stranger, hug someone.  I'm sure Martha would say, "It's a good thing!"

Finally:  I'm amazed how quickly a group can assemble to express approval or opposition to a product, a manufacturer, a belief, etc.  Cases in point: Lite Beer, Abortion, LBGTQ+, to name only a few.  I'm not here to defend or oppose.  Rather, I'm wondering why the same isn't bring applied to our political system, meaning all the campaign promises quickly forgotten, lobbyist dollars being distributed, etc., etc.  They get rich while you struggle.  Don your Sherlock Holmes cap and uncover honest people to represent you and yours.

Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Hanging 9 on the Brainwaves

 I've met a few guys named Hunter, but never one baptized as Gatherer

Not many baseball fans realize that a Baltimore Bouncer continues to appear in said city's games, and yet---
the Texas Leaguer disappeared minus even a miniscule shedding of a tear   

Sooner or later, everything vaporizes as did the 1956 Packard Load Leveler's rear suspension, curb finders, bubble skirts, continental kits, turnpike cruisers, whip antennas, whitewalls

Then again, how's BOUT those Pedal Pushers?

Sunday, May 21, 2023

Elocution-Evolution-Diffusion-Confusion

 We spend more than 47 minutes every single year watching the antics of wildlife through the windows of our seldom paid-off mortgages.  One has cause to wonder why squirrels, for example, spend no time whatsoever watching our activities, through the same windows


Speaking of ornithology, do blue herons ever experience the mood of sadness?

Very weird that there's no hard evidence of a monster ever being sighted in Lake Erie

Not even Einstein could explain why a "square dance" is performed in the shape of a circle

Never printed in a travel brochure: 
"Northern Ireland Churches are prohibited from ringing the steeple bell fast"


The following is an unpaid satirical announcement:
 from Fairhope, Alabamaramalamadingdong, courtesy of my cousin, tis of he

Thursday, May 18, 2023

Orifinally written on 3-21-2023

 


While it's on my mind:  
Cell phones should have a  built-in usage blocker that won't activate until the owner responds to calls from their parents.

I didn't see all the games played in the World Baseball Classic series, but did watch some of most.  If you're not aware, it's conducted every 3 years.  Unlike pro player contracts, WBC payroll is a mere $300,000 per team!  No agents, no egos, no kidding!  Similar to the Olympics, it's a country vs country competition.  Difference is, teams are allowed to have players from other countries, provided the player was born in or is now a citizen of said country.  Details are more, but this is/are general rules.  The best I saw: crowded stadiums with no fights; no arguments between umpires and players or coaches; fun in all the dugouts.  Camaraderie was ever-present in all aspects, a practice needed to be adopted by all politicians!  The championship game is tonight, at 7PM, EDT, on FS1.  If you'd like to see the Get Along Gangs in motion, you won't be disappointed!

Odd Infinitum:
New Constitution Amendment---All political candidates must, with no exceptions, be water-boarded with truth serum

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Use utmost care in your wish for leadership

 The walls of China/Berlin/Maginot/Mexico are proof of temporary fixes promoted by illusions of grandeur by, of and for frail minds, built with ego and hubris. 

Witness the growth of cemeteries. Watering a weed will never produce a flower.

Saturday, May 13, 2023

Mothers Day Humor Poem Anon from 2005

 He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake

My biscuits were too hard

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right 

He didn't like the stew 

I didn't mend his socks 

The way his mother used to do

I pondered for an answer 

I was looking for a clue

Then I turned around and smacked him...

Like his Mother used to do

Tuesday, May 9, 2023

5-8-23 article by: Son of Nancy and Ronald Reagan (Google for content)

Michael Reagan's words  "Our wild kids have America on edge.  Violent acts in the last few days proves how edgy Americans are."


I don't always agree with Michael, but a well-timed, non-abusive, tap on the derriere can, at least, garner someone's attention.  Kinda, sorta, like a nuclear detonation, minus the noise.

Before igniting that proverbial, brown bag of doggie doo on my front porch, kindly give these a thought or 6:

Who amongst us had/have saints as parents and who of us gave birth to saints?
Are all inmates the result of kids who were merely expressing themselves?
Which came first---Courthouses or Legos?
Did any child ever thank Dad and Mom for the freedom to loot, destroy property or ruin another's life?
Did any child ever thank Sony's games for teaching to loot, destroy and kill without any remorse?
I have no recall of my Boot Camp D.I. forming a circle under a tree and passing out coloring books.

I have instilled into my children that there is no penalty for telling the truth, no matter what.

Perhaps a Public Service Announcement could end with, "Butts,,,they're not just for sitting on!"

Monday, May 1, 2023

On the Road To~~~~~

 On the final day of April, 2023, I received a lengthy, but reasonably solid, although a bit leaning, missive regarding the "wrongs" with our country.  Full content can be seen at: Is The American Empire Finished? How Nations Slip from Greatness to Oblivion





If you were to compose a list of YOUR selections, it's more than likely covered in that missive.
Here's a list of words these tired, old eyes didn't see therein.  Add them to your "punch bowl" because it's what happens when good people do nothing, when people are too lazy to vote and others merely wait for hand-outs.........
atheism     
egotism
hubris
lobbyism-aka-sanctioned bribery
nihilism
lie-cheat-steal (no matter which is first, the others are inseparable)
respect no one, defame all who oppose you
Hello! My name is, --- and I'm running for--- Welcome to my pockets!  How can you help me? 
If you question them, they'll immediately default into the world of, "yeah, but" and "what about....?"
Etc., etc., etc...
Let's not forget: Whatever you choose to support, become or do, is fine---as long as I approve.

We're getting close to where by, of and for the people is becoming, by, of and for ME.
Political aspirants are telling us they know best and spend time attacking that and those about which and whom they know very little or nothing.
Political office holders who conveniently develop memory problems regarding campaign promises.
Their agenda to transform democracy into whatever, despite historic, repeated failures.
If they read, "1984," either it didn't penetrate, they dismissed the premise or thought it was an issue of, "Mad Magazine."