Friday, December 29, 2023
Elementary, My Dear Planet
Thursday, December 7, 2023
In time, history will forget
As a prelude, 5 years ago, I divorced/did the cold turkey thing, from broadcast news. In short time, the tension of it all eased its way out of this old bod. I do read the local newspaper because it carries my need for crossword puzzles and a pretty good cornucopia of chuckle inducing comics!
Tuesday, November 21, 2023
How large is the tool that 'wrenches' my soul?
Thoughts entering my mind even prior to Folgers caffeine minimum daily requirement:
Saturday, November 18, 2023
Do you see what I see?
"Street Talk" is my local Post newspaper's section with a daily question, mostly regarding current events. Originally, answers had a 90 character maximum, requiring much thought and rework to intelligently present a stance. Respondents are encouraged and are now given 250 characters to express a vote of provided selections or their own. Amongst are thought-provoking, humorous, condescending, awakening, etc. Near as I can tell, all are published, 7 days per week! Though I don't keep track, I estimate an average of 40 plus Post readers take time to contribute and, most days, even more! Currently, I see many new faces and names. Fantastic! I don't agree with all contributors, but they provide insights I might not have previously considered. Coffee cup in hand, my reactions vary from, insightful, hilarious, the current vernacular's, 'WTF,' to a good, old fashioned, "Meh!"
Saturday, October 21, 2023
Saturday Sillies
Why do underwear and socks come in resealable bags but potato chips don't?
Friday, October 20, 2023
In need of a medical exorcist
10-19-23: A gorgeous day for a drive to the Parma, Ohio V A Clinic, wherein I have a covid inoculation appointment for early afternoon.
Friday, September 15, 2023
Anybody got an "Ide?"
Did you notice how Friday, the thirteenth sneaked past on Winzdee?
Tuesday, September 5, 2023
That-N-This
On this day, in 1698, Russia’s Peter the Great imposed a tax on beards. Ya think there might have been an outcry for equal justice? )Brain Freeze, mayhap?(
Tuesday, August 15, 2023
Time DOES change SOME things and lessens others
Wednesday, July 26, 2023
More "Good Stuff" from PBS
Last night, I watched the 2nd installment of, "Southern Storytellers."
My take? Love it!
Monday, July 24, 2023
7-23-23 was a slow day between the headsets
A query re QWERTY: If all things computer are determined using only 0 and 1, why in the name of Nikolai Tesla does a keyboard have so many danged buttons?!?
Shows to go ya...Some things never change.....
From an anonymous person, circa 2012
Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the olderwoman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."
The young clerk responded, "That's our problem today.Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations."
She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.
Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to
the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and
sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and
over. So they really were recycled.
But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.
Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we
reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags,was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our schoolbooks.This was to ensure that public property, (the books
provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our
scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books on the brown
paper bags.
But too bad we didn't do the green thing back then.
We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every
store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't
climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two
blocks.
But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.
Back then, we washed the baby's diapers because we didn't have the
throwaway kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy-gobbling
machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry
our clothes back in our early days.Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters,not always brand-new clothing.
But that young lady is right; we didn't have the green thing back in our day.
Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every
room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief
(remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In
the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have
electric machines to do everything for us.When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail,we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it,not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then,we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn.We used a push mower that ran on human power.We exercised by working so we didn't need togo to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity.
But she's right; we didn't have the green thing back then.
We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup
or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled
writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the
razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just
because the blade got dull.
But we didn't have the green thing back then.
Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their
bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour
taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire
bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a
computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites23,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.
But isn't it sad that the current generation laments how wasteful we old
folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?
Please forward this on to another selfish old person who needs a
lesson in conservation from a smartass young person...
We don't like being old in the first place,so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
Wednesday, July 12, 2023
My Letter to the Editor: States of Confusion
I truly love reading both Street Talk and these LTEs, terrific spots in which I'm exposed to so many viewpoints, all being what makes our US of A such a good place to be! There are and will always be issues and I pray good people will recognize and resolve them.
The LTE section is an open forum , as noted at the page top, wherein it's defined, 'Opinion.' Some are debatable, 4ntertaining, enlightening, hilarious, questionable, painful, but all reflect the right to free speech. Today's episode, (7-12-23). brings me to my confusion of sorts and not a personal attack on his intellect. Mr. J H wrote a fine opinion, which, in part stated,
'What I don’t have is the right to demand that The Post, or any publication or broadcaster spread my opinions on their platforms.'
My conundrum: We who submit opinions accept publication and its inherent dissemination to all who subscribe. Right? If we don't wish to have said letters published, we should make the request known and it would then be read by only the editor. The only option is to not send the letter. Doing that, though, no one would know your feelings/opinions. Right? Again, not an attack, merely an observation.
My goat sent me a text, informing that this really gets his human! The meaning of WOKE is 'aware of and actively attentive to important societal facts and issues' Those 11 words emphatically tell us that people have studied and are understanding of its content. Yet, those who don't agree with its definite intent have chosen to defy logic by turning it 180 degrees! That qualifies their thinking as a 'What the Hell moment!' I'm told Satan himself rolled his eyes on that one! By the way, in the book, '1984,' re-writing fact and history is the task of the book's main character.
Finally, (you're welcome), when writing, I use italics, bold and occasional words with all upper case to accentuate moods. I called Al Gore, 'inventor of the internet,' to explain why The Post takes away my methodology, His response was an emphatic, 'Huh!' So, Mr. B.T.,. any help on your end?
Tuesday, July 11, 2023
7 come 11---It ain't just for dice games, anymore!
On THIS day , let's all take a moment for salutations and use them wisely; Remember to wish a "Happy Shopping!" to your local 7-11 Store manager. He might be Abu Shamalama and she might be Babu Shka. the loving couple who smile as they give you lottery tickets, aka, "The Nohope Weekly." Something akin to the Tooth Fairy, but in THIS case, you place them under your pillow at night, so, when you flip that hunk of chicken feathers at sun-up, they magically become bookmarks...YAY!
Tuesday, July 4, 2023
Curmudgeon Cannot Conceptualize the Constant Kerfuffle
What ignites MY fireworks? Have a seat!
Sunday, June 18, 2023
Lovely morning for Fathers' Day
Sent: Sunday, June 17, 2001 at 08:16:33 AM EDT---Originally written this date
Friday, June 16, 2023
Dental visit---NOT!
Marcia asked: How was your dental appointment?
When I arrived at the dentist, I asked how long the visit would take. When she said upwards of 45 minutes. I asked if I could reschedule, as I was having chest pains....not the heart, but immediately below the pacemaker. I normally get short, soft electrical spurts, but those are signals of adjustments. Whooosh...off to the E.R. They take vitals upon entry and those were damn near better than perfect! In the exam room, I was forced to remove my shirt so they could swoon. Having recovered their composure, they inserted the needle for Dracula snacks, then hooked up the pacemaker cables along with EKG markers...you know...the kind with adhesive that comes off only when you ignite the napalm!
Sunday, June 11, 2023
Flying predators (excluding pterodactyls) in your yard
It reminded me of something learned a few years ago from an entomologist. I admired the landscape at her estate sale and we got into a lengthy conversation on plants and pests. I was having a problem with yellow jackets but didn't like using chemical pesticides. She explained that they didn't have lungs, so, the "trick" was to block their pores. The recipe was: Into an everyday spray bottle, add 2 teaspoons of Dawn and 1-2 teaspoons of the original Listerine. Fill the bottle with water, shake to mix the combination and spray directly onto the enemy. Depending on their size, you might have to double the ingredients.
Thursday, June 1, 2023
The oneth of June
From my local, online newspaper: A "should read" and perhaps, a "must read" is the recent Harvard commencement oration. You can google the article as, The Washington Post's Nancy Gibbs on Tom Hanks' delivery at Harvard. I was quite impressed. Is the name Nancy rare? Off hand, the only other Nancy I know is also neat, as she once ended all her online emails with, "No matter how many times you slice it, there are always 2 sides." We should all have that kind of common sense!
Wednesday, May 31, 2023
Hanging 9 on the Brainwaves
I've met a few guys named Hunter, but never one baptized as Gatherer
Sunday, May 21, 2023
Elocution-Evolution-Diffusion-Confusion
We spend more than 47 minutes every single year watching the antics of wildlife through the windows of our seldom paid-off mortgages. One has cause to wonder why squirrels, for example, spend no time whatsoever watching our activities, through the same windows
Thursday, May 18, 2023
Orifinally written on 3-21-2023
While it's on my mind:Cell phones should have a built-in usage blocker that won't activate until the owner responds to calls from their parents.I didn't see all the games played in the World Baseball Classic series, but did watch some of most. If you're not aware, it's conducted every 3 years. Unlike pro player contracts, WBC payroll is a mere $300,000 per team! No agents, no egos, no kidding! Similar to the Olympics, it's a country vs country competition. Difference is, teams are allowed to have players from other countries, provided the player was born in or is now a citizen of said country. Details are more, but this is/are general rules. The best I saw: crowded stadiums with no fights; no arguments between umpires and players or coaches; fun in all the dugouts. Camaraderie was ever-present in all aspects, a practice needed to be adopted by all politicians! The championship game is tonight, at 7PM, EDT, on FS1. If you'd like to see the Get Along Gangs in motion, you won't be disappointed!Odd Infinitum:New Constitution Amendment---All political candidates must, with no exceptions, be water-boarded with truth serum
Tuesday, May 16, 2023
Use utmost care in your wish for leadership
The walls of China/Berlin/Maginot/Mexico are proof of temporary fixes promoted by illusions of grandeur by, of and for frail minds, built with ego and hubris.
Witness the growth of cemeteries. Watering a weed will never produce a flower.
Saturday, May 13, 2023
Mothers Day Humor Poem Anon from 2005
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake
My biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do
Tuesday, May 9, 2023
5-8-23 article by: Son of Nancy and Ronald Reagan (Google for content)
Michael Reagan's words "Our wild kids have America on edge. Violent acts in the last few days proves how edgy Americans are."
I don't always agree with Michael, but a well-timed, non-abusive, tap on the derriere can, at least, garner someone's attention. Kinda, sorta, like a nuclear detonation, minus the noise.
Monday, May 1, 2023
On the Road To~~~~~
On the final day of April, 2023, I received a lengthy, but reasonably solid, although a bit leaning, missive regarding the "wrongs" with our country. Full content can be seen at: Is The American Empire Finished? How Nations Slip from Greatness to Oblivion
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